Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
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