Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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