So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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