so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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