STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
This girl is more easily done than said...
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
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Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
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And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
This is classic penis vs brain.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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