I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
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The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
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It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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