is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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