You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Randomize
