D3 body, D1 cock
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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