well I can't set my house on fire every night
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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