True but thats because hes a fetus.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
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she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
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This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
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