He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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