i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Do plants get herpes?
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