I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
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He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
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And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize