Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
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im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
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You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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