Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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