I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
Randomize
