Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
Pooping to opera.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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