You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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