If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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