Dual....:-)
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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