we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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