I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
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I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
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We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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