are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
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He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
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Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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