i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
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Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
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We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
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