She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
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well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
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So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
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