Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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