that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
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I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
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3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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