Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
How naked do you want me to be?
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