this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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