mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
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you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
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At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I'm getting married
To pizza
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
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