So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
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there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
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I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I want to fling myself into the sun
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize