I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
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just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
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I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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