Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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