in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
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