he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
Randomize
