I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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