well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
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he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
Sorry about my life...
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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