every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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