Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
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Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
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I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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