Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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