Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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