I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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