Pappa wants mamma naked
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
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Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
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I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I forgot wine drunk hurts
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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