Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
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he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
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She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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