ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Actions speak louder than pants.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
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