We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
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I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
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I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
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My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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