why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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