Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
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