Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
You can't just leave with hair like that
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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