We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
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I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
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There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
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