Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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