i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
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malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
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Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
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